Rispect

R I S P E C T ... the irony.

"Fuck Court"

Here's a heart warming story for you, at the age of 14 this guy was sent to juvenile hall for aggravated assault with fatal consequences, there, he asked his juvie friends to tattoo on his forehead the phrase "Jebać Sąd" (Fuck Court [though, "jebać" is significantly stronger than English "fuck"]). Why ? As he explained "I felt harmed by the court's decision, during the assault I was with two of my friends but they weren't sent to the juvenile hall like I was.". So where's the twist ? Now, he's 21 and he decided to change his life. He will end his sentence in 2010, but in orded to get a fresh start he needed to have his tattoo removed. Although his cell mates mock him, he had it removed (by a painfull skin stretching followed by cutting out the tat).

Victim Of A Wrong Kanji Tattoo

From the source :

"It's a bit heartbreaking for us just to see a picture like this. Do you see what we're talking about here?As you can see, the lady in this photo got a little Kanji tattooed on her belly. Maybe it looks fine to people who aren't so familiar with Japanese Kanji symbols. For her, it WAS supposed to be "wind" in Japanese Kanji, but in fact the the letter was placed REVERSELY by some inexperienced tattoo designer or someone who didn't pay much attention to the result. Otherwsie it is likely that she picked the Kanji symbol from one of those web sites for free to save money"

To young to die, to fast to Live

... and not enough spelling attention.

Screw Head

Oh man, this guy must have a loose screw, or someone must have screwed with his head (ok, no more bad puns). Nonetheless, I recommend this treatment.

War, Peace, Oil

A good example that the idea itself is not enough,

You Don't Know Jack

Almost a pun. Jack Sparrow looks like a Smurf ...

PuNk'S NoT DeAD

Yep, the punk will never die with fans like this one.

Regina

Regina must be proud, her badly written name on a pice of dough looks pretty sparkly on this guy's arm

ps. It's 501 post in this collection, I suck at noticing things like anniversaries and round number posts (And I didn't notice the 500 post yesterday), but hey, 500 is quite a lot 

Make Sure She's The One

Before you give a present on International Women's Day, think twice ...

Tomarrow Never Knows

Tom-Arrow would make more sense, hail to the misspelled tattoo.

"Why ?" Heart

Probably it was supposed to be a deep philosophical tattoo, which cannot be understood sober. Instead we have  a shitty one.

Rude Girl

Yep, the tampon theme is alive and kicking, accompanied by a gorgeous "rude girl" skull. 

P.S. Since when do skulls have lips and eye lashes  ? And do I see a band-aid there ? 

Tramp Stamp

The oryginal tramp stamps

Don't know what a tramp stamp is ? Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary

Hug Life

We all know 2pac's motto :

Here's an interesting variation :

And a bonus : 

[some words of explanation:

1. Hug Life is not "horrible" in the strict meaning of this word, it just fits into my collection

2.I know (hope) that the second one is not a real tattoo]

Racist

He clearly lives in a homogeneous white society when no one would kick his ass for being an idiot.

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit (With a Snake)

None provokes me unpunished - Well, I will. This snake is awful, so is the sign. Is he trying to scare those who criticise his tattoo ?

Ouija Board

Halloween themed tattoo, invite this guy if you ever happen to lost your ouija board. 

Marie Marry Me ?

A step too far in the ongoing quest of unique engagement.

Crisis

To understand this tattoo better lets look up this word in the dictionary :

Crisis  n.
1. 
a. A crucial or decisive point or situation; a turning point.
b. An unstable condition, as in political, social, or economic affairs, involving an impending abrupt or decisive change.
2. A sudden change in the course of a disease or fever, toward either improvement or deterioration.
3. An emotionally stressful event or traumatic change in a person's life.
4. A point in a story or drama when a conflict reaches its highest tension and must be resolved.